Wednesday, August 3, 2011

I can feel something big coming. I should be terrified of graduating and the endless unknown that is to come after it, but instead I am so excited. It almost feels like the feeling when you know Christmas is coming. It's strange. I think something big is coming.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Is there anyone out there anymore that is truly exclusive and monogamous?!?

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Roses are red, poems are corny,
The way you go down on me, makes me so horny!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Ding Dong, the bitch is dead!

Well...retiring at least...:)

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Pepsi = orgasm in your mouth.
I am going to punch this old lady in the face.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Can someone please tell me why the lesbian got a boyfriend before me??