Roses are red, poems are corny,
The way you go down on me, makes me so horny!

Ding Dong, the bitch is dead!

Well...retiring at least...:)

Pepsi = orgasm in your mouth.

I am going to punch this old lady in the face.

Can someone please tell me why the lesbian got a boyfriend before me??

Well, it took me til the end of college, but I'm finally starting to learn how to make friends. Now....if I could just learn how to find a boyfriend...

Don't deny what the world gives you, it does it for a reason.